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When a male is having sex and busts a nut in under 60 seconds. When you start and finish a task really quickly.
Dude, Michael was taping Megan last night and totally Zandered her. That shit was embarrassing.
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The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)
Loves doggos and is very Zander
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The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander
"i wish i was as cool as Zander"
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Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.
Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.
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Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.
V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.
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Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.
Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)
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