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Zaynie

A Simp for him

Zaynie simps for him

by . January 19, 2022


zaynis

A small cave dwelling creature. Characteristics: extremely tiny paws, leaves massive quantities of debris in dwelling, attracted to cheese, often makes bold and potentially life threatening choices. During mating season, the Zaynis roams to the forest in hunt of mates know as the Deek. Although cute, the Zaynis can be a dangerous creature, do not wake them when they are in slumber.

A wild Zaynis got into my house tonight and ate all my brie.

by notzkrem January 24, 2020