Zaynophobia

Fear of the absence of anybody called Zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.

This condition is common in people who are close friends with Zay. This, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as Zay will always be with you in spirit.

Person 1: "I'm having my recital this Friday, I hope Zay can come."
Person 2: "I don't think she can, I think she has an exam that day"
Person 1: "Damn, talk about your Zaynophobia".

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