Zedd

Zedd, born Anton Zaslavski, is a German EDM producer. The son of two classically trained musicians, this young prodigy started playing the piano at just four years old. Anton also played drums in his early teens, and was inspired to produce electronic music after hearing Justice's album, "Cross". Zedd has produced numerous popular tracks, like "Spectrum" and even went on tour with Lady Gaga. His most popular track, "Clarity" (from the album with the same name) has been performed on Letterman by Zedd himself, vocalist Foxes, and fellow producer Alvin Risk. Besides being one of the biggest talents in EDM, Zedd is also exceptionally handsome and hilarious. He has a very promising future!

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Clarity by Zedd yet?

Person 2: Of course! It was the absolute shit. I saw him perform the acoustic version on Letterman. That son of a bitch really knows how to play a piano.

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zedd

Zedd is a man that thoroughly enjoys the pleasure of rodents in the rectum. Several rodents have died in his cavernous anus, one famously making a cell phone call for help "send.....help" before his untimely death.

When you fell on that bottle, I thought you were going to be imitating zedd taking that bottle in your anus.

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