zeldinator

1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytelling and lightspeed speech delivery.
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity

1) The Zeldinator has been hunting me and studying me for years now. Only now do I have a chance of escaping its clutches.
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."

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Zeldin

A politician who marries his bastard child's Mother after being slapped with a paternity suit.

Did you catch that dude on Maury who fathered 5 babies with 5 different women? Yeah, what a Zeldin.

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Sharon Zeldin

Sharon is a sweet girl that is so conceited, but she is the most funniest, caring person you could ever hope to have in a friend. Everyone who meets her agrees that she is the sweetest creature on the planet. She stands up to her friends, and doesn't give a damn if she gets in trouble for standing up for her friends. She's so amazing and outstanding and everyone loves her... <3

ME: OMGG ur my best friend....
my BFF: awwww, thx! u 2!!!!!
Me: ur a total sharon zeldin<3
my BFF: AWWW!!! RAWR. ;;)
ME: LOL. RAWWWR.
My BFF: MEOWWWW! :D

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