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An absolute fucking BOSS. Since February 2022, the world’s prime example of what it looks like to have giant, humongous, ironclad balls. A global hero.
“Wow, that guy just looked his bully right in the eyes and told him to go fuck himself. What an absolute zelensky.”
“Duuude! Bro went full zelensky on this small-dicked, ugly, cowardly nutsack of a human. What a legend!”
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legendary, patriotic, heroic and loyal leader
president ZELENSKY,THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT, the most influential president i know
Juliet is the wife of zelensky .
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A gigachad whosoever has no experience in politics, however he is ready to sacrifice and fight with his comrades for his beloved country.
A true servant of the people.
In February 24, 2022, Russia announced its full scale invasion of Ukraine, further escalating the Crimean crisis after the Euromaidan.
A: Why can't Russia overtake Kyiv?
B: It's because Zelensky is a gigachad and has balls of steel.
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Past tense of zelenky
1. When you have grandiose plans, but someone more badass than you comes along and ruins it.
1. King Leonidas zelenskied Xerxes I, and told him, “ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ “ when the Persian king demanded that the Spartans relinquish their weapons.
2. Bruh, don’t make me have to zelensky your overconfident ass.
3. Vladimir Putin got zelenskied hard.
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that clown in Ukraine who is sacrificing his own people for the interest of the US?
Person2: Yeah, his name is, Zelensky.
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They guy who fucked Putin's daughter
Not a joke. Katerina Tikhonova, Putin's daughter, has a boyfriend Igor Zelensky (no relation to the current president of Ukraine)
There's a speculation that Putin started the war, because Zelensky fucked his daughter
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Begging in a bullying style by someone who has no relationship with you.
Tom: If you don't give me your iPhone, you are the worst person on earth, I am literally dying here.
John: Have we met before? Don't zelensky me.
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