Usually refering to a girl of the "Domo Arigota Mr.Roboto" orgin, enjoys moonwalking in her physiology class. Procrastinator at best, especially when it comes to presenting the "Tay Sach's Disease presentation". Has an akward taste in music and shares a turst for blood. Enjoys calling others girly-man when deep inside she is FAT.. :)
Guy #1 : Damn dude you're such a Zertuche...
Guy #2 : Am... Not!!
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Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.
My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.