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Zhou is a Chinese surname originated from the Zhou dynasty. The 15th most popular Chinese surname. Mostly spoken as “zhu, zoo, ju.” Pronounced “joe.”
周written in Chinese.
Person1: hey are you Zhu?
Zhou: no I am ZHOU
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Zhou is a Asian family last name. Originated from China and the Zhou dynasty. It’s one of the most common names in the Chinese Asian community. Asian surname
Person: hey is that guy’a last name Zhou?
Person2: yeah that’s his last name.
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Zhou is for very asian. Mainly ends in a name like Jesse or James. Originated from the Zhou dynasty. Very asian, chink.
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A Name to describe crazy gay men. Zhou's are hairy, Muscley, and Wear their glasses on the tip of their nose. They talk with wisconsinite accents, on purpose, and make silly silly faces.
Person#1 "Look at that Zhou over there."
Person#2 "That one?... He's coming over here, OH GOD HE SAW US!"
Zhou "... OHEI GAAAAYS WHUTS GUIN AAAAN? 8D "
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Loves Japanese, all things Japanese, especially girls. Preferred to have sex in the living room, never uses condoms because he is such a bad ass. For a Chinese guy likes using words like 'nigga'. Overall a cool guy but the problem is he is not often honest.
He's such a aaron zhou, he's having sex without condoms!
Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.
I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.
Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.
His abilities include:
-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.
-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.
-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.
-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.
-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.
-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!