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The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.
Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius
** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs
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Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it
Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I
Guy 2:dump her
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Bro...if you believe in these you're most likely a 13 year old white teen alt girl.
i'm not going to let the fucking stars decide how my personality is. zodiac signs are so wack
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Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.
14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself
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Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."
Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"
Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."
Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*
Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
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Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.
Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.
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A bullshit way to determine your lifestyle
"What's your your zodiac sign"
"Not real"
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