Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos

Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.

zoolander

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

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zoolander

an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.

Hey, Derek! I'm little Cletus!

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zoolander

THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny

well you can derelick my balls

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zoolander

one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid

one of my favourites

Zoolander kicks ass.

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zoolander

an awesome movie starring Ben Stiller.

"Old member's only warehouse. You should remember it; you're a dinosaur."

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Zoolander

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.

I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?

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