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Zoosk is Online dating site that occasionly has ads here on urban dictionary. The only reason i like there ads more then the others is because their is actually somewhat fine lesbians kissing.
Guy 1: What the hell, why are you on zoosk?
Guy 2: I'm meeting sum hot bitchez.
Guy 1: Dude, that shits for lesbians.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 1: Yeah its how your mom met your other mom.
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Comes from the song Zoosk Girl by Flo Rida and T-Pain. A Zoosk girl refers to a girl spending a lot of time on the online dating website Zoosk in desperate attempts to find a man. Luckily, Flo Rida and T-Pain are cool guys, which means that they can get any Zoosk girls!
In other words, it's promotion of one of the world's largest online dating sites.
T-Pain - So I can get you, you and you girl, cause you're a Zoo-Zoo-Zoosk girl
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a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!
kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...
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