Zootered

the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

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Zooter

A vape

Lemme hit ur zooter

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zooter

A object used for snorting pills/cocaine/anything you put up your nose. Part of straw, dollar bill (not usually called a zooter), pen, plastic tampon piece etc. Usually something one who does drugs regularly keeps on them.

"Bro, let me use your zooter to blow that roxy."

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zooter

a line of cocaine

blow coke snow white zooter

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zooter

Someone who eats lots of xanax bars.

Wake up you fuckin zooter its not even midnight yet!

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Zooter

An older usually piece of shit Japanese vehicle that is a 4 cylinder and gets great mpg besides being beat to hell and back.

Hey Dave I gotta go to welfare office can we take your caddy? No fuck that man let's take the zooter

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zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.

Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life

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