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The OG shit bloke. This guy will use and abuse and rubbish you all day for shits and giggles, there’s no stoppping until you break or they break themselves, not knowing when to stop
Billy picked on sally until see cried and kicked him in the balls. Billy is such A Benjamin
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A word used to describe the best guy you could ever meet. He has kind, Russet eyes, a sweet spirit, and an endearing personality. He loves music, writes songs, and in every way is perfect. Any girl lucky enough to find a Benjamin should never let him go......
When he says he loves you, your heart skips a beat.
He’s devoted to the Lord.
He’s respectful, thoughtful, and sincere.
Good sense of humor/quick wit
Natural at improv.
Supportive and caring.
Have you met Benjamin?
Yes, he’s awesome!!!
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An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.
"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"
"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
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A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine
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Benjamins are 100 dollar bills
the reason people call them Benjamins is because the face on the bill is of Benjamin Franklin who was a publisher, a philosopher, a scientist, and the first major American inventor.
We gots to get those Benjamins
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall fit person who loves sports a lot. Never fails to make you laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you know a Benjamin you are one of the most luckiest people on earth. He would never intend to hurt you in any way. He is also absolutely gorgeous and perfect in every way!
That guy is defs a Benjamin!
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The sort of guy everyone wants to know. Seems unkind at first, but once you get to know him he'll be a great friend. Benjamins have a cheeky sense of humour and are never scared of anything.
"I wish my friend was as Benjamin as him"
"That dude is such a Benjamin!"
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