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The retort to any person's lame excuse of "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Can be easily out-dissed by the secondary retort, "Takes one to no one."
Person 1: I guess you're a garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: Takes one to know one.
Bystander: Ooo, well-played, sir.
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Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.
Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"
Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfucker is always taking out the trash."
Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."
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bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.
Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.
We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.
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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."
Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"
Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
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individual(s) who pick up your trash. If left out on a certain day each week.
Hey don't forget to put out the garbage for the garbage man.
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1) someone who picks up girls who have recently split from their partners. Regarded as a twat by all those around him.
2) Someone who picks up a lot of points from rebounds in American Sports.
1) Look at pier, he aint doing nuthing but picking up other peoples rubbish, hes a right garbage man.
2) Luke Brice is a heavy garbage man, he scored 25 points off rebounds last week.
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"Who can take the trash and the twisty things too?
--- The garbage man can, the garbage man can!"
Homer Simpson dreams of becoming a garbage man.
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