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Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
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The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.
A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
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Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Long Jon silver's big shiny dick
He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
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When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”