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To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.
Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."
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If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.
I love how mallori is humble.
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Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you
Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil
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Mallory.
How can you define her with words?
The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.
Someone so incredibly charismatic,
You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.
Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.
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She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘
Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎
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Mallori is the most beautiful creature in the world. She lights up a room and turns every head when she enters. She will make you fall in love at the drop of a hat and you'll never get over her. She is very loyal to her friends and family and tries to see the good in people.Mallori will always have your back. She is kind and passionate about the things she believes in. Mallori is super intelligent, she may even be the smartest person on the planet. Don't try to outwit her, you will lose. She is wise. Mallori is not one to be messed with. She will cut you to pieces with mere words or her quick Jackie Chan like fists. She will make you wish you had dug your own grave and buried yourself if you cross the line with her or someone she loves. she is extremely stubborn. Her stubbornness sometimes gets her into trouble, but its nothing her amazingly gorgeous smile and sparkling eyes cant get her out of. Mallori is a very confident girl but may be insecure about where she stands in all of her relationships. People often take her for granted and then kick themselves when she is gone. Because when she's gone, she's gone forever. Once you've had a Mallori, life will never be the same. You will always want more. She knows what she wants and she always gets it. She's weird and crazy and there is never a dull moment with her. Mallori has very neat handwriting and loves cats and dogs. She is also the funniest person anyone will ever meet. No one is funnier than a Mallori. Not even Jesus.
Hey, who is that creature? She's literally everything anyone could ever want. A perfect mixture of everything good in life.
Who that? That's a Mallori. Be careful, she will break your heart . She's perfection
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Mallory is the name of an amazing gem that most males wish they could find
She's
Beautiful
Kind
Funny
Talented
Smart
And has the best personality ever
If you have a Mallory you should treat her like the treasure she is
Friend: Do you and that Mallory have a thing going on?
Guy: Well of course we do. Who wouldn't want someone as amazing as her? She's a gem
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