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A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 24, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.

by The Morgan Stone July 23, 2007

406๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mick Jagger

The man who dudes must physically resemble to not be kicked to the curb.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

by Snowdaylover February 26, 2010

256๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


mick jagger

Quite possibly the coolest man alive today.

Mick Jagger regularly does it with birds younger than his daughter. God damn.

by James Jacobus November 22, 2003

689๐Ÿ‘ 297๐Ÿ‘Ž


mick jagger

biggest slut in the industry

1. damn, Mick why you have to be such a slut?

2. Mick Jagger: Romping everything from Bianca to Bowie.

by traveller from time and space May 1, 2010

129๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mick Jagger

a bit of an ass, but awesome nonetheless. describes a person who is hot but a bit of an ass. also applies to a guy who sleeps with girls who are half their age.



hot beastrolling stones rock lips

that guy is such a mick jagger, don't you think?
or
that guy's girlfriend is young enough to be his daughter...what a mick jagger!

by the riff girl July 11, 2008

114๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž