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A large fellow who is particularly fond of food. Round in shape and often appears edible.
‘’A Jarvis is very big, round and yummy!’
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To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
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An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:
"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.
"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.
Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?
Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
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Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."
Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).
Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
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Jarvis' are usually quite tall and not the skinniest but not the fattest either. Jarvis' are usually very sexy and are totall chick magnets. They are also very protective over they're friends and/or girlfriend. They often take extra time in the morning and before special occasions to look nice for the ladies.
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