tonage

ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.

Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.