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1. Taking ages to reply
2. Being a cunt
3. Falling for girls too easily
I'm going to do a maxwell to this girl I'm talking to
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To get spun or wrecked on the track.
Damn, he just got Maxwelled for no reason!
Maxwell is a phantasmagorical person who never knows how to disappoint. A Maxwell will always make his girl feel like she's one of a kind and the only girl in the world. No matter what he does, he's always considered cute, loving and adorable. Maxwell plays sports, watches NCIS, and loves funny movies. He is a great baseball catcher but an even better pleaser. He will act like he's cool and all but in reality he is a sweetheart. His girlfriend likes him tremendously and can't wait to see him everyday. A maxwell is prone to having a weakness for ass and for boobs. Basically, he is the best Maxwell on the earth.
Person 1: Who is that insanely attractive guy, who also happens to be watching NCIS?
Person 2: Oh that's Maxwell!
Person 1: Man I wish I was his girlfriend.
Person 2: Join the club.
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Maxwell is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is genuine, nice, caring, fucking hot, down to earth and will never let you down whilst always being there for you. Maxwell is down to do anything and everything. If you ever meet a maxwell never let him go otherwise you will regret it forever. You will never meet a guy quite like maxwell. He is amazing and if you don’t know one you absolutely need to get yourself one. Maxwell will love you with everything he has, he will be there for you no matter what and not judge whatever you do. Maxwell is unbelievable gorgeous. He is also amazing at everything he does!! Maxwell is a fucking legend who is a gun and loved by everyone. If you have a Maxwell you are the luckiest girl alive!!
person one: I have just met the most amazing guy holy shit.
person two: hmm is his name maxwell?
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Maxwell is often known as Max. He is extremely althetic excelling in sports. Often is known for running. He knows how to impress the ladies, but he has that one special girl on his mind. He tall and extremely attractive. He falls for a girl very easily because of his big heart. Well liked by everyone.
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maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.
maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...
maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved
but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even
and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?
even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable... and in fact okay.
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