a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

million dollar fuck

The million dollar fuck involves giving a girl the most phenomenal sex of her life, often times fueled by alcohol or other substances. It is important to note the the "MDF" cannot be used lightly and often has irrepairable consequences, i.e. girls can never get over the MDF and are likely to fall in love and/or stalk you.

Dub: I was drunk last night and gave Lisa from the bar the million dollar fuck

Dobbs: ok, but i hope your ready to deal with the consequences...

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