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a shower

something billie eilish has never heard of

p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what

by January 30, 2019

54๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by RAINFALL September 29, 2012

765๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower

1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.

by Haha Im alone. October 13, 2020

64๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


...shower...

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.

by supulton July 11, 2008

89๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

by oro uma September 3, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


SHOWER

Warm, wet water dripping onto your naked body, making you wet; whilst touching yourself up with a hand full of coconut and jasmine body wash. You look down to see your soggy, sexy shoes in witch are looking fucking mint. When you step onto the fuzzy bath mat you are dripping from head to toe. Your body is so damn moist.

'Stacy got out of the SHOWER'

by kitty/cat. January 4, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shower

thing that cries until your clean

go and take a shower

by slimebor September 22, 2020