wocket

a small creature created by Dr. Seuss

"There's a wocket in my pocket!"

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Wocket

a cute girl who's small enough to fit in your pocket

jake: that girl is so small and cute
nick: damn wocket get in my pocket
aubrey: yessir

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Wocket

Pistol or also known as glock

There's a wocket in my pocket.

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Wocket

A little kid that needs to use the urban dictionary or ask an adult what a word means every other day.

Random person: Yea I know, school is harsh.
Wocket: What does harsh mean?
Random person: Oh forget it.

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pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing

Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone

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wocket in my pocket

A boner.

Man: Bitch i have a wocket in my pocket

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wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

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