aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

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