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When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.
"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"
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what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle
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Trying to fuck with a limp dick.
When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
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When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"
Dude #2: "What happened?"
Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
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Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.
You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!
A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.
Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
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