Agarbabes

An agarbabes is a rare specimen. It is capable of sucking its own dick due to it’s unexplainable flexibility. The More agarbabes you know, the more likely you are to die with herpes, as agarbabes often rub their penises on you without your permission. If you know an agarbabes, make sure it’s kept in a cage. the only thing that can silence an agarbabes is an equally clapped nigam.

holy fuck i have herpes. might’ve been the agarbabes from next door.