air hair

The thinning hair atop a balding man's head that you can see right through.

In the last seasons of his classic sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld's air hair became quite noticeable. So was Nicholas Cage's - before he really went bald and had to wear a piece in his films.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)

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Air hair

In the same vein as the term 'bed head', what rather unstylistically results from exposing a head of hair to the open air whilst cycling without the use of a helmet, i.e. a random rearrangement of hair strands.

'Boris doesn't wear a helmet y'know'

'Yes and he pays the price by getting air hair'

'He must cycle a lot then'

'What makes you say that?'

'He always has air hair'

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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

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air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

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