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When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.
After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.
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When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.
Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!
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John won't stop air pooping. He's stinking up the room with his damn farts.
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(n) fart occurring immediately prior to pooping; the smell of
which is categorically more rank than a typical fart.
(v) to perform such an act, often for dramatic effect.
I just air pooped over by the sink, so you might want to avoid the kitchen for a while.
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A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.
Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?
No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!
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Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.
"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"