akoned

getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.

damn! Dia frampton akoned me when I saw her at warped! I got a boner!

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akoned

Derived from Akon's song Locked Up. When your significant other won't let you do what you want.

Lyric's of Akon's Locked Up: "They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)"

Jaime's wife Christina won't let him play golf again. Jaime sure is akoned!

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akon

Some guy that mainy sings the chorus to others rap songs and is famous for saying his name and the rappers at the begining of the song.

Akon: Yea Akon and Obie.
Akon: ohh Akon and young gezy.
Akon Whoa Akon and somebody.

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akon

Did you mean Acorn?

Guy: Did you hear that new Akon song?

Other Guy: How can a seed make music?

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akon

someone who is very dark.

Person #1: Yo that dude's created a new race!
Person #2: That nigga ain't even black he's akon.

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Akon

Black, but a darker shade.

Abby: Damn, that's black.
Jill: No, that's Akon.

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Akon

Akon's name at birth was really...
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...

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