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when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.
ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT
a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
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Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
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I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
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People named Giovanni are very likely to love this dish.
Giovanni loves his alaskan pipeline boston pancakes
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