Albanese

When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.

Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!

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Anthony Albanese

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.

Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.

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Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese is a cross dresser whose soul purpose in life is to fuck up Australia. Along with his gay boyfriend, Chris Bowen, they will turn Australia into a country that belongs in the stoneage.

Australia is turning into an Anthony Albanese

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Anthony Albanese

The one and only man who will save our country from Sc*tt M*rrison.
We love his dong, is very very beeg.

Anthony Albanese will save Australia!

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Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

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Anthony Albanese

When your country is burning and falling apart, the media is fully controlled by Rupert Murdoch and your rights get quashed because you made a little voting mistake 2 years ago...

Goddamnit, my country just pulled an Anthony Albanese

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