alement

Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).

A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.

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alement

Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.

John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.

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ginger alement

Any common sickness for which the household 'cure' is ginger ale is known as a ginger alement.

After a few hours of the heaves I have finally graduated to a ginger alement, since I can now keep down liquids.