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Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.
"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"
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the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.
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When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
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Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.
Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?
Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.
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adj.
Synonymous with 'a lot', often referring to almost all of something.
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My shit-pants partner and I ate a large portion of a strawberry swirl cheesecake, leaving only a cock-shaped piece left in its plastic container. This ultimately lead to the statement that we ate 'all but a cock' of the cheesecake.
1) "Wow, we ate all but a cock of that cheesecake."
2) "I know all but a cock about the female anatomy."
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all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell
Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls
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When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
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