Alltel

Alltel is a phone company that orginated in Arkansas. Its an ok place to work. They pay really good with great benefits but you have to talk to some ignorant assholes on a daily basis. Alltel was recently purchased by Verizon. May God help us!

Hi thanks for calling alltel this is Bob how may I help You?
Cust: yeah my phone doesnt work.. Why? fix it now!!
Rep: I would be more than happy to help u may I have your ten digit number?
Cust: No Mother Fucker fix it now! Why do you need my number? cant you just sprinkle some pixie dust on it and make it work?
Rep: Sir take it to the store have a good day. Click
Cust: Hello? Hello? i think he hng up on me.. 5 minutes later.. Hello?!?!

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