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Also known as an al-tyra. A crude New Zealand female with a VULGAR, crude, foul or foul-mouthed, rude, offensive, coarse, uncultured, indecent, obscene, profane, rough, tawdry, uncouth, unrefined use of the English language.
Your mouth is dirtier than an altaire's bumhole!!!
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The guy you play as in Assasin's Creed, Altair's name comes from the Arabic word meaning "Flying One" Altair posesses a very deadly arsenal, such as throwing knifes, a long and short blade, and his trademark arm dagger. Altairs arm dagger comes from a rack impalanted in his arm, however to use this Altairs's ring finger was cut off to place the weapon in. Altair belongs to an age-old grope called the Assasin's, who from known facts within the game span from the 1100s to the present. Altairs personality is a bit cocky and wreckless. Altair is also very agile being able to jump from roof to roof and climb high church steples.
Altair blended into the crowd, aproaching his kill. Altair jumped into the air and came down on his target like Falcon catching it's prey.
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The hottest and most badass assassin there has ever been, and main charactor in the video game Assassin's Creed.
He is so sexy.
"I want Altair to assassinate me... IN BED."
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Main villain of the anime Re:Creators and one of the best villain ever, she is basically a goddess and can use every superpower thanks to the Holospicon. And if you like her, you have good taste
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Man of culture 1:I want Altair to step on me.
Man of culture 2:Yeah me too, she is the best
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I am an Altair simp
Altair lives are usually filled with drama but they’re actually pretty cool. They’re tall, perfect, nice, beautiful, and have amazing personality traits, they are loyal & trustworthy.
“That girl is loyal”
“Must be an Altair”
A term given to any character in a video game who inexplicably dies by simply touching the water despite them being able to accomplish many other amazing feats.
The name is taken from the character Altair in Assassin's Creed who, despite being a trained assassin who can leap from 50 foot towers into hay and survive, cannot swim and dies from going to deep into the water.
Often used as a cheap way to stop players accessing certain areas by game developers, similar to the invisible wall.
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - Brilliant with a gun, managed to take on entire gangs and the Mexican army by himself, cannot swim and dies in waist deep water - Altair syndrome
Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend) - Guitar playing, axe wielding, half demon roadie who lead an army to defeat an demon emperor of a heavy metal based land. Similar problem to John Marston - Altair Syndrome
Batman (Arkham City) - He's batman, do I even need to explain this - Altair syndrome
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