Alviso

Alviso is a city in the bay area of Northern California outside of San Jose, it is littered tiny houses owned by low income minorities and the entire city perpetually smells like rotting trash, although not always bad it does make the stomach turn on a bad day.

oh did i mention a huge ass dump resides out in alviso off zanker road? yeah that could be the contribuiting reason why it smells like garbage.

Once a thriving maritime port city with incoming and outgoing travel by boat/ship or even steamboat, no longer do the ammenities exist anymore, wanna go in and out the boundaries of Alviso? My friends you have many options, police car/bus/personal automobile/motorcycle/hitchhike

why would anyone want to go here? Alviso suck ass!

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Alviso dust bunny

Alviso dust bunny, (n). Sex act named for the one time little port town across the bay from San Francisco which has long since been choked with mud, up north of Fremont and Milpitas, and it's dusty. In this sex act, the participants aren't bunnies. It is the act of humping bunny style in the clay mud behind the bushes until covered with fine reddish black powder. Similar to Lust in the Dust. Sometimes this act is perpetrated by bored high school students up on Sierra road overlooking Milpitas at night, but then you do not see the dust till later. By then it's everywhere. Even if your cooz as ass.

Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Hey, you heard about DJ. He and Lashandra were up on the Sierra freaking. They wus all covered in dirt.

Oh snap, Joel, that's the Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Shit, and they had dust and mud in their cracks for a day.

Note: This can also be a Milpitas dust bunny, but for some might involve furries, which would be something else.