amaholic

One who is addicted to shopping on amazon.

Symptoms include:
New stuff all the time.
A surplus of boxes marked "amazon prime"
Frequent visits by speedy, ups, and or fedex, in addition to the mail man.

did you hear Joe got amazon prime?
YEAH, THE FEDEX GUY IS AT HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY.
there is something funny going on there.
NO HE'S JUST AN AMAHOLIC.
we need to get him into an AA program or something.