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An Emily is succubus. A highly attractive girl to the point of being magnetic. Laying eyes on her immeditely puts you under her spell. Its "love" at first sight. But soon enough her raging and irrational antics and behaviour will slowly start to ruin your life. Because you will do or endure anything for her. She will expect your undying loyalty while she runs off for days, putting as many men or women uner her spell as she can. Most eventually push her aside or will not put up with her rage, attitude, lies, and thieving. But the weakest of men or women will continue to take her back and try to "help" her. However you cannot help her for she doesnt see a need to be helped or fixed. She believes she is perfection and even becomes irrationally upset if she does not do any task perfectly. She will consume lethal amounts of drugs and alcohol regularly. She will constantly lie, often even for no logical reason or neccessity. She will steal while rationalizing and justyfing her actions making herself a victim and those trying to love her and be there for her into her victimizers. She will spread rumors and lies that you beat her, steal from her, and screw her over for no reason. She will turn friends against each other by sleeping with all of them and telling all of them that the others are stealing from her, or harming her in some way. When the truth is, shes actually stealing from all of you. Lying to all of you. While turning you all against each other.
-That crazy bitch attacked me with a hammer, and when I grabbed it from her she screamed for me to keep my hands off her, then ran me off with a few of MY things, while screaming to give HER stuff back... Now all the nieghbors think I beat her and stole her things. And some homeless guy that came to her rescue is in my house having intercourse with her.
- Yup, Shes an Emily. For sure.
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An emily is often smelly, but she is hardworking. It’s a common name but there’s lots of different versions of an emily. She absolute adores essay-writing subjects.
They are born in the colder months of the year.
“Oh that’s An Emily”
“Emily is such a common name”
“yh, this one is smelly though”
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A coworker who doesn’t want to work or goes out of their way to work less so everyone else picks up their slack.examples being uses the restroom multiple times for lengthy periods of time.works slowly or skips tasks they don’t want to do.
“That was a six cart train he skipped to pack a one cart train even tho it was next”
“Yeah he’s being an Emily” or “he pulled an Emily”
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She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is humble, and her laugh is so contagious. She doesn't see much beauty in herself, but you can, definitely. And whenever you critique your looks, she'll say you're the most beautiful person I've met. She is awkward but somehow great at talking to people. A big fangirl, and you'll share that love with her. Keep her close, She deserves you.
You: Look at how ugly I look.
Emilie: STOP IT! You are super gorgeous!
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A gorgeous model type girl who will be your true love. All the boys will eventually fall in love with her amazing, funny. She's also The coolest bitch. Shes bad ass as hell. Talk shit expect to get hit. Hot. Pretty. Beautiful. Don't hate. She's nice to everyone. Hates drama. And bitches. She has low tolerance for bull shit, The complete oppostie from a hoe/slut/whore. Get it right.
" Gosh, Emili is so nice."
" Why all these girls hatin'?"
-Wow that Emili is amazing!
-Yeah, she's taken though
-By who?
-By me!
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Emilie is the nicest person you will never meet. She is sexy,intelligent,brave,beautiful she will always put a smile on your face and make you happy when your feeling down she is the best friend/girlfriend/mom/sister you'll ever meet. When you have an Emilie don't let her go
Look at her she's so sexy
She's an Emilie
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People called Emilie are so caring and thoughtful when they want to be, although they can have quite an attitude if you get on their bad sides.
Wow, she’s got to be an Emilie
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