anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

Anal Driver

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.

1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"

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