Angry Elf

When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"

I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day

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angry elf

A specific classification of any individual who is particularly irritable, frustrated, edgy, or simply in a bad mood.

A: I strongly dislike your oven.

B: Well, you're an angry elf.

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Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

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angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

angry little elf

dom coyle.

dom coyle is an angry little elf.

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