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anticibate

to masturbate in anticipation of something awful

I have such a long day ahead of me. Might as well anticibate to start the day off on a good note.

by hornybrass August 6, 2013

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Anticibation

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .

"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"

by JonBoy Walnut December 5, 2007


Anticibation

Holding off on masturbating when you think you might get lucky.

"The anticibation for my date on Friday is killing me."

by Gambit61 March 21, 2019


Anticibate

def. 1 - To masturbate before a stressful event in order to relieve tension.

def. 2 - To rub one out in the hopes of lasting longer in a future sexual encounter.

Dude she's hot. You better anticibate if you don't want to be a short timer.

by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010

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Anticibate

When you have a good chance of getting laid and you want to blow a load before the main event so you don't embarrass yourself.

"bro, why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
"I'm trying to anticibate! I have that second date with Cindy tonight and I don't want to disappoint her!"

by Fireteam September 7, 2019