anus crime

An outrageously evil or wicked crime committed with an anus.

Tyler: Why are all of the doorknobs full of shit?

Ian: Looks like Kevin performed an anus crime again

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especially anus crime

especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”

Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.

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