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Apple Mac

The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. Despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of Windows and the PC. Today, it is loathed and loved by many. It is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the PC v Mac war. Personally, I prefer PC. I was put off Mac due to the annoying Mac fan boys that have had a mouth to asshole transplant and are spewing crap all over me. I do however, have a lot of respect for the Mac computer.

Person: So what do you think of the Windows XP?

Mac Fan boy: z0mfg mac is FTW cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid PC lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.

Person: Tell me, why do i hang out with you? I mean Apple Mac's are good but seriously.

by Tremaine1 April 26, 2008

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Apple Mac

The most infuriating computer in the world! These machines cause people to go mad. Infact I am on one now!! But No, apple still manage to flood the market with rubbish goods such as the ipod!

They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.

Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.

Mum, I got you a new computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer

by Buzzy May 22, 2006

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Apple Mac

An abbreviation of the name of a type of computer invented by the computer company Apple which Steve Jobs introduced in January 1984. The Apple Macintosh was the first commercially successful computer with a graphical user interface.

At one point in time the term Apple Mac was used as an abbreviation for all computers created by Apple. Now the computers are just referred to as Apples, although you can still see the Mac link with computers such as the Mac Pro.

Have you seen the new Apple Mac?

Have you got the new Mac Pro?

by crystalkittykatt January 20, 2008

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Apple Mac

The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.

Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs

by fc2078 December 14, 2020

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apple mac

Computing for ladies.

Hey, is that like a case for putting make-up in or something?

No my retarded girlfriend bought me a apple mac laptop. She must think I'm a bitch.

by KyralTim February 14, 2008

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