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To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.
"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."
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A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"
2 Hours later:
Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"
This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!
Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
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When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
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When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.
"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"
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The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.
Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!
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Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend
Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.
No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.
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Apple Picking
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During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
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