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A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.
1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting
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You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
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A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.
A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."
A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”
Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."
Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."
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Some one who is being annoying or you dont like very much
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