1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa
2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.
I was just applefucked.
He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.
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What you scream when you punch a fucking Apple computer
Student: βHey Mr. Cock, I took a picture yesterday and I donβt know how to edit it corre-β
Mr. Cock: βAPPLEFUCK!β *punches computer, throws it across room, pisses on it*
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A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit
That guy is definitely a applefuck