Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

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applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

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Applesexual

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’