arachnohomophobia

An intense fear of gay spiders

Guy 1:Dude, lets go explore that abandoned house
Guy 2: Nah, i have arachnohomophobia, i could get raped by gay spiders down there
Guy 1: Rad!

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arachnohomophobia

Irrational fear of gay spiders. Usually found in people who are already scared of either spiders, or the alternative sexualitys.

Guy 1: My two greatest fears have now merged into one. arachnohomophobia.

Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck have you been smoking?

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Arachnohomophobia

This is when you see 2 gay spiders fucking in the corner of your room and your scared of it.

Hey mum I’m scared! There’s 2 gay spiders fucking in my room. Son you have arachnohomophobia