Arborist

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

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Arborist

A stereotype held by golfers when they lose their golf ball next to a tree but can't remember which one because "they all look alike"

Hey, Mike which tree did your ball land next to?

Dude I don't know, they all look alike.

Wow man, that's so arborist of you.

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