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A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"
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An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨
Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants